24 4 / 2014

thedorseyshawexperience:

Holy fucking shit I am still laughing

thedorseyshawexperience:

Holy fucking shit I am still laughing

(Source: buzzfeedpolitics)

23 4 / 2014

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“The reason people don’t go for help is because there is still stigma. People don’t talk about mental illnesses the way they do other illnesses.” [Maria Bamford] launches into impressions of people talking about physical maladies the way they talk about depression:

“Apparently Steve has cancer. It’s like, fuck off! We all have cancer.”

“I was dating this chick all this time and she let me know she’s been wearing contact lenses. I said whoa, do what you need to do but I don’t believe in all that Western medicine shit. If you wanna see like other people it’s all about attitude. You gotta want it.”

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23 4 / 2014

tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

tumbling outta my mom’s puss. 

tumbling. 

thx for asking, ~TUMBLRBOT~, my most engaged follower <3 

23 4 / 2014

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In some ways, the term “pansexual” came out of biphobia and a need to stipulate that one was not transphobic. If you take the binary view of “bisexual,” then a sexuality specific to an attraction to men and women could be seen as being noninclusive of transgender men and women. On the other hand, transgender men and women want to (and should) be seen as simply men and women, meaning that they would/should be included in that very binary; not including them tends to be much more phobic and noninclusive.

Then there is the thought that the binary view of bisexuality can be seen as phobic of anyone who identifies as genderqueer, or somewhere along the gender and sexuality spectrum, not identifying as male or female, man or woman. But, as I mentioned before, the true definition of “bisexual” is being attracted to those who are the same as me and those who are different from me, encompassing all genders and identities. The often-repeated argument that “bi means two” ignores a simple fact: “Same” and “different” are, indeed, two groups.

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via The Bad ‘B’ Word: A Need for Bisexual Acceptance

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23 4 / 2014

i never knew I needed round jesus hologram sunglasses until this very moment 

(Source: robynhoodscloset, via ilanasexler)

23 4 / 2014

lol this is like the game of never have i ever i played over the weekend

(Source: thechosenjuan)

23 4 / 2014

ilanawexler:

Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer photographed by Peter Yang.

23 4 / 2014

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22 4 / 2014

fuckyeahlavernecox:

ONLY A FEW HOURS LEFT TO VOTE
Boost it, electrocute it, rocketship itShe is currently behind Justin Bieber and Katy Perry. Can we please not let that happen, thanks

fuckyeahlavernecox:

ONLY A FEW HOURS LEFT TO VOTE

Boost it, electrocute it, rocketship it

She is currently behind Justin Bieber and Katy Perry.
Can we please not let that happen, thanks

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22 4 / 2014

Anonymous asked: Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.